Shayari Bazar

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland She found herself seated next to a nice priest to whom she said Excuse me Father could I ask a favor? Of course What can I do for you? Here s the problem I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs Do you think you could hide it under your cassock? Of course I could my child but you must realize that I will not lie You have such an honest face Father I am sure they will not ask you any questions and she gave him the hair remover The aircraft arrived at its destination When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked Father do you have anything to declare? From the top of my head to my sash I have nothing to declare my son he replied Finding this reply strange the customs officer asked And from the sash down what do you have? The priest replied I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women but which has never been used Breaking out in laughter the customs officer said Go ahead Father Next