A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned they struck up a conversation The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country I ve had a pretty good life the twenty proclaimed Why I ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City the finest restaurants in New York performances on Broadway and even a cruise to the Caribbean Wow said the one-dollar bill You ve really had an exciting life So tell me says the twenty Where have you been throughout your lifetime? The one dollar bill replies Oh I ve been to the Methodist Church the Baptist Church the Lutheran Church The twenty-dollar bill interrupts What s a church?

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