Shayari Bazar

A woman walks into a butcher s shop just before closing time and asks Do you have any chicken? The butcher opens his fridge takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales It weighs 1 5 kg The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks Do you have one that s a bit bigger than this one please? The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the chicken The scales now show 2 kg That s wonderful says the woman I ll take both of them please