A young honeymoon couple was touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road After seeing the sights they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes Gosh exclaimed the new bride You certainly have a dangerous job Don t you ever get bitten by the snakes? Yes upon rare occasions answered the handler Well she continued just what do you do when you re bitten by a snake? I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket and as soon as I am bitten I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then suck the poison from the wound What uh what would happen if you were to accidentally *sit* on a rattler? persisted the woman Ma am answered the snake handler that will be the day I learn who my real friends are

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