Shayari Bazar

A young boy from Pune goes off to college Half way through the semester having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home Pita ji he says You won t believe what modern education is developing They actually have a program here in Indian Institute of Management Ahmedabad (IIMA) that will teach our dog Moti how to talk That s amazing his father says How do I get Moti in that program? Just send him down here with Rs 1 00 000 the young boy says and I ll get him in the course So his father sends the dog and Rs 1 00 000 About two-thirds of the way through the semester the money again runs out The boy calls home So how s Moti doing son? his father asks Awesome Pita ji he s talking up a storm he says but you just won t believe this - they ve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read Read ? says his father No kidding How do we get Moti in that program? Just send Rs 2 00 000 I ll get him in the class The money promptly arrives But our hero has a problem At the end of the year his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read So he shoots the dog When he arrives home at the end of the year his father is all excited Where s Moti? I just can t wait to see him read something and talk Pita ji the boy says I have some grim news Yesterday morning just before we left to drive home Moti was in the living room kicked back in the recliner reading The Economic Times like he usually does Then Moti turned to me and asked so is your father still messing around with that little pretty Champa who lives down the street? The father went white and exclaimed I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother I sure did Pita ji That s my boy The kid went on to law school and now serves in New Delhi as a Member of Parliament