Shayari Bazar

During camouflage training in Louisiana a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general You simpleton the officer barked Don t you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did you could have endangered the lives of the entire company? Yes sir the solder answered apologetically But if I may say so I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches But When two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the one say Let s eat one now and save the other until winter - that did it