Shayari Bazar

Three construction contractors died and went to heaven - a Pakistani a Chinese and an Indian When they got there St Peter welcomed them warmly and asked if they could do him a favor before they entered heaven It seems that the Pearly gates were in need of some repair and he wanted some estimates The Pakistani contractor looked the job over carefully and estimated the job at 900 When asked how he came up with that figure he said 300 materials 300 labor and 300 profit St Peter then asked theChines contractor for an estimate After careful inspection he answered 3300 - 1100 materials 1100 labor and 1100 profit When St Peter ask the Indian for an estimate he answered immediately without looking over the job at all - 2900 Asked how he came up with that figure he answered Simple 1000 for you 1000 for me and 900 to get the Pakistanti contractor over there to do the work