Shayari Bazar

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time After inquiring about each other s health one asked how the other s husband was doing Oh Ted died last week He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch Oh dear I m very sorry replied her friend What did you do? Opened a can of peas instead