A young businessman was seated next to an elderly priest on an airplane Having a minor technical problem at the gate and the flight being delayed the Captain apologized and announced that the airline would be buying a free round of drinks When the charming and very attractive flight attendant came by the businessman ordered a double scotch Then she asked the priest if he would like a drink Oh no thank you replied the priest I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol Halting in mid-swallow and dribbling scotch down his front the businessman quickly replaced his drink on the beverage cart and replied Excuse me miss I didn t know I had a choice

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