An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt hat jeans spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink As he sat there sipping his whiskey a young lady sat down next to him After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him Are you a real cowboy? The cowboy replied Well I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows breaking horses mending fences I guess I am After a short while he asked her what she was She replied I`ve never been on a ranch so I`m not a cowboy but I am a lesbian I spend my whole day thinking about women As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women when I eat work watch TV everything seems to make me think of women A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink A couple sat down next to him and asked Are you a real cowboy? He replied I always thought I was but I just found out that I`m probably a lesbian

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