Shayari Bazar

I mowed the lawn today and after I d finished I sat down with a cold beer It was a beautiful day and the drink facilitated some deep thinking The wife walked by and asked me what I was doing? and I said Nothing The reason I said that instead of saying just thinking darling was because then she would have asked About what? At that point I would have had to explain to her that men are deep thinkers which would have led to more questions Then I thought about the age-old question of whether giving birth is more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Well after another beer and some more thinking I think I may have come up with the answer Getting kicked in the nuts is much more painful than having a baby; and my reasoning is: A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say It might be nice to have another child but you will never hear a guy say You know I think I would like another kick in the nuts I rest my case Time for another bee