John who is noted for his gracious manners was awakened one morning at 4:00 a m by his ringing telephone Your dog s barking and it s keeping me awake said an angry voice John thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up The next morning at precisely 4:00 a m John called his neighbor back Good morning Mr Williams I just called to say that I don t have a dog

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