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Lexophile: (Lovers of Words) is a word used to describe those that have a love for words such as you can tune a piano but you can t tuna fish or to write with a broken pencil is pointless A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location This year s winning submission is posted at the very end When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U C L A The batteries were given out free of charge A dentist and a manicurist married They fought tooth and nail A will is a dead giveaway With her marriage she got a new name and a dress A boiled egg is hard to beat When you ve seen one shopping Center you ve seen a mall Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He s all right now A bicycle can t stand alone; it is two tired When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered He had a photographic memory which was never developed When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she d dye Acupuncture is a jab well done That s the point of it Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end