Shayari Bazar

Murphy asked Paddy how he got his black eye You d never believe it said Paddy but I got it in church He said he had been sitting behind a fat lady and when they all stood for a hymn he noticed her dress was creased into the cheeks of her bum All I did was lean forward and pull it out and she turned round and hit me said Paddy It was a week later and Shamus was surprised to see Paddy had another black eye I got it in church he began to explain He said he found himself behind the same fat woman and when they stood for the hymn her dress was once again creased into the cheeks of her bum My little nephew reached forward and pulled it out But I know she didn t like that so I leaned over and tucked it back