Shayari Bazar

One night at the lodge of a hunting club two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around The man leading them around said See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you ll never forget They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story Well he began I remember back in 1966 we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing On the fourth day I was so tired I had to rest I found a fallen tree so I laid my gun down propped my head on the tree and fell asleep I don t know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR I tell you I just shit my pants The young men looked astonished and one of them said I don t blame you I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me The old man shook his head and said No no not then just now when I said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR