Shayari Bazar

Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him A little disappointed Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman As a last resort Superman flew over to Wonderwoman`s apartment to see if she was free As he landed on her balcony he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open Superman thought to himself : I`m faster than a speeding bullet I could be in there have sex and be out again before she knew what was happening So Superman did his superthing in a split second and flew off happily Meanwhile on the bed Wonderwoman said: Did you hear something? No said the Invisible Man but my ass hurts like hell