The Major went out to find that none of his soldiers were there One finally ran up sweating heavily Sorry sir I can explain you see I had a date and it ran a little late I ran to the bus but missed it I hailed a cab but it broke down found a farm bought a horse but it dropped dead ran five miles and now I m here The Major was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the soldier go Moments later more soldiers came up to the Major panting he asked them why they were late Sorry sir I had a date and it ran a little late I ran to the bus but missed it I hailed a cab but it broke down found a farm bought a horse but it dropped dead ran 10 miles and now I m here The Major eyed them feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go he let them go too Another soldier jogged up to the Major panting heavily Sorry sir I had a date and it ran a little late I ran to the bus but missed it I hailed a cab but Let me guess the Major interrupted it broke down No said the soldier there were so many dead horses in the road it took forever to get around them
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