The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen and her father asked her Sweetheart what time did you get in last night? Not too late Dad she replied nervously Dead-panned her father said Then my precious one I ll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the ca

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