Shayari Bazar

We got off the Titanic first We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses Our boyfriend s clothes make us look elfin gorgeous Guys look like complete idiots in ours We can be groupies Male groupies are stalkers We can cry and get off speeding fines Taxis stop for us Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance Free drinks Free dinners Free moving (you get the point) We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we re gay We don t have to fart to amuse ourselves If we forget to shave no one has to know We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there If we re dumb some people will find it cute We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems Gay waiters don t make us uncomfortable We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark