न रहेगी छतरी ओर न रहेगी छाया
मिट जायेगा आतंकवाद जिस दिन Nandkishor को गुस्सा आया

10 advantages of not having a LOVER 1 Save time 2 Can sleep well 3 Don t have to bother about missed calls 4 Don t have to worry about how you look 5 Can eat in any restaurant 6 No boring SMS in the middle of night 7 Can talk with all girls 8 You won t hear `aaw You are dull today` 9 Can go anywhere with any one 10 Don t have to listen same old crap jokes BONUS:- You will live a long life So be aware of LOVER

A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college advertising and marketing class Joe he asked which company has the slogan Come fly the friendly skies ? United Joe answered Brenda can you tell me which company has the slogan Don t leave home without it? Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty Now John Tell me which company uses the slogan Just do it ? And John answered Mom

Valentine died for love Romeo also died for love Jack in Titanic died for love Samson in the Bible died for love Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died 4 love Even Jesus Christ died for love Where are the women? Don t buy any woman a Valentine s treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives you atleast 5 names of women who died for love Because no woman would die for love Wake up guys Jaago Boyfriends jaago

The priest was preparing a man for his long day s journey into night Whispering firmly the priest said Denounce the Devil Let him know how little you think of his evil The dying man said nothing The priest repeated his order Still the dying man said nothing The priest asked Why do you refuse to denounce the Devil and his evil? The dying man said Until I know where I m heading I don t think I ought to aggravate anybody

Seven complicated facts about Women: 1 They believe in saving 2 Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes 3 Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear 4 Never have anything to wear but always dressed beautifully 5 Always dressed beautifully but never satisfied 6 Never satisfied but still expect men to compliment them 7 Expect men to compliment but don t believe them if complemented Extremely Complicated

A passenger train is creeping along slowly Finally it creaks to a halt A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside What s going on? she yells out the window Cow on the track replies the conductor Ten minutes later the train resumes its slow pace Within five minutes however it stops again The woman sees the same conductor walk again She leans out the window and yells What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?

An executive was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy 20-minute speech When the executive returned from the big event he was furious Why did you write me an hour-long speech? he demanded to know Half the audience walked out before I finished The employee was baffled I wrote you a 20-minute speech he replied I also gave you the two extra copies you asked fo

Woman s Quote of the Day: Men are like fine wine They all start out like grapes and it s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you d like to have dinner with Men s Counter-Quote of the Day: Women are like fine wine They all start out fresh fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache

Ever since we got married my wife has tried to change me She got me to stop drinking smoking and running around until all hours of the night She taught me how to dress well enjoy the fine arts gourmet cooking classical music even how to invest in the stock market Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically remarked his friend I`m not bitter Now that I`m so improved she just isn`t good enough for me

I would if I could and if I couldn`t how could I? You couldn`t unless you could could you? I Wish I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am Woodchuck How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood A big black bug A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog The children fell to discussing the dog`s duties They use him to keep crowds back said one youngster No said another he`s just for good luck Then a third child brought the argument to a close They use the dog she said firmly to find the fire hydrant

John went to his friend`s house unannounced and he wanted to spend the night His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room so he said You can sleep on the floor in the living room or you can sleep in the room with Baby John said that he would prefer the floor The next morning he went to the bathroom and there he met a gorgeous young blonde Hi he said who are you? I`m Baby and who are you? I`m stupid he said

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time After inquiring about each other s health one asked how the other s husband was doing Oh Ted died last week He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch Oh dear I m very sorry replied her friend What did you do? Opened a can of peas instead

After being with her all evening the man couldn t take another minute with his blind date Earlier he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened When he returned to the table he lowered his eyes put on a grim expression and said I have some bad news My grandfather just died Thank heavens his date replied If yours hadn t mine would have had to