Shayari Bazar

Bechaara shaadi shuda aadmi dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta Wife: I love you baby Husband (softly): I love you too Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho ??? Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho aur mere saath hi drame Husband (pyar se): Aisa kuch nahi jaanu tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai Wife: Haan agar abhi koi dost phone kare to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye mera mood thoda upset hai bas Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai friends ke saath enjoy karte ho badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi ?? Husband (aur jyada pyar se): Arrey kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho? Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu aisa kya ho gaya?? Wife (khud confused): Jab tum khud clear nahi tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun Husband (trying to act smart): Tumhe hua kya hai ?? Kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai Husband: Mere saath to tum ho Wife: Ab bohut ho gaya ab aur nahi Husband (fully crashed): Yeh toh bata do ki hua kya hai ? Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte? Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi? Wife: I want Divorce Husband: Hmmmm OK Wife (gone crazy): Haan yehi chahte ho tum to phir tum jo marzi kar sako Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi maine kya galat kaha?? Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se Husband (apne baal pakad kar): Mujhe meri galti toh bata do Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap jab main chali jaungi Husband: Achcha to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka Wife: Tum serious kab hoge?? Husband: Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun serious hone ke liye? Wife: Go to hell AFTER 3 HOURS Wife: Tumhe pata hai na main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu sorry I love you my baby Husband (Sab bhool kar): Achcha Really I love you tooo Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?