Shayari Bazar

Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab? Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai? Doctor: Dawai kha li thi? Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi? Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi? Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha? Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha? Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega? Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga Doctor: Nikal sale tu pagal kar dega Mareej: Ja raha hun par phir kab aaun? Doctor: Kayamat ke baad Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad? Doctor behosh