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Ek Student Ko Apni Life Me Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ? Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe: Copy Chhupa Lo Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai Kasam Se Seena Kushi Se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai A School Inspection Inspector: Ek bade Ccientist Ka Naam Batao? Student: Alia Bhatt Inspector: Aap Ye Sikhate Ho School Mein? Teacher: Ye Totla Hai Sir Ye Bol Raha Hai ARYABHATT Pappu Kayi Dino Se School Nahi Ja Raha Tha Toh Kaafi Dino Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai: Itne Din Se Kahaan The? Pappu: Bird Flu Ho Gaya Tha Teacher: Par Yeh Toh Birds Mein Hota Hai Pappu (Gusse Me): Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho Top Replies by Teachers if they don t know the answers: 1) I think the question is wrong 2) I ll tell you tomorrow 3) Don t ask foolish questions 4) You ll study this in the next semester the most famous one 5) Nice question raise your hands who know the answer of this question ? If no one raises Then it is an assignment for you Teacher: Pappu What s 5 - 5? Pappu remains quiet Teacher tries again: Agar Tere Paas 5 Bhaturey Hain Aur Maan Lo Ki Vo 5 Bhature Tum Se Le Loon Toh Tumhaare Paas Kya Bachega? Pappu: Chholle