Shayari Bazar

Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko maar denge Husband khamosh raha Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi kje tukde-tukde kar ke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge Husband khamosh raha Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lkauta di jayegi Husband: Paise bol kaminey darata kisko hai ???