Shayari Bazar

In Jail Sanjay Dutt: Jailer Sahab Mujhe Phir Se Baapu Dikh Rela Hai Jailer: Kidhar? Sanjay Dutt: Wo Udhar Dhoti Mein Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu Hai Wo Akbar and one Gujju were best friends The Gujju went to a Masjid for the 1st time with Akbar Akbar enters the Masjid and says: Allah hu Akbar Gujjubhai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad: Allah Hu Jignesss Patel Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho ? Pati: Husband: Haan Kyun Tum Jaanti Ho Us Ko? Biwi: Haan 10 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shaadi ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai PATI: Baap Re Itna Lamba celebration A couple went to an Art Gallery Ther was a picture of a girl covered only by Leaves Husband was watching Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge Ya Hawa Aane tak rukoge A man went to the marriage hall to reserve wedding date Office was closed and he read the following Notice outside the office: Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm you may use this time to think again When a woman loves you you are a husband When many women love you you are an actor When hundreds of women love you you are an idol When thousands of women love you you are a leader But When all the women in the city love you then you are a Best Paanipuri wala