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Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Mahila Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar Muskuraate Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa Wife Ne Dheere Se Santa Ke Kaan Mein Jaakar Kaha: Lautate Samay Kisi Medical Store Se Hote Hue Chalenge Santa: Kyon ? Kya Lena Hai ? Wife: Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan Santa: Par Kis Liye ? Wife: Ghar Pahunch Kar Tumhaari Choton Par Lagaane Ke Liye Santa: Par Mujhe Toh Koi Chot Nahin Lagi Hai Wife: Abhi Hum Ghar bhi Kahaan Pahunche Hain Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha Ki Apni Wife Ko Ek Surprise Diya Jaye Toh Usne Wife Ko Bina Bataye Nayi Car Khareed Li Ghar Pahunchte Hi Santa Ne Excitement Ke Maare Darwaaje Se Hi Awaaj Laga Di: Yaar Sunti Ho Aaj Tumhaara Barson Ka Sapna Poora Ho Gaya Biwi Daudti Hui Kitchen Se Bahar Aayi Aur Shock Mein Chillai: Haye Haye Kya Ho Gaya Saasu Maa ko????? Santa Apni Wife Ko Cherte Huye Bola: Maine Tumhe Bina Dekhe Shadi Ki Can you believe that? Wife: Aur Meri Himmat Toh Dekho Maine Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad Bhi Tumse Shadi Ki Santa Ki Wife Ne Ambulance Ke Liye Phone Kiya Operator Ne Pucha: Madam Kya Takleef Hai Aapko? Santa s Wife: Vo Table Ki Thokar Se Mere Pair Ki Ungli Mein Thodi Si Lag Gayi Hai Operator: Ye Kya Mazaak Hai Madam Itni Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Bhi Koi Ambulance Bulaata Hai??? Santa s Wife: Nahin Bhaisaab Ambulance Mujhe Apne Liye Nahin Apne Husband Ke Liye Chahiye Vo Darasal Jab Mujhe Lagi Toh Unki Hasi Nikal Gayi Thi