Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn t end here) Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain pak raha hai Banta: Haan yaar waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda The joke doesn t end here either Phir wahan Viswanathan Anand aata hai Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta chess khelte hain Santa-Banta: Nahi aap to hume aasani se hara doge Vishy: Chalo yaar Tum dono aur me akela Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge Vishy: Okay mai left hand se khelunga Ssnts-Banta: Haan Phir thik hai The joke still doesn t end Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai yaar Left hand se bhi hara diya usne Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume Santa: Kaise? Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga