A couple were driving to a church to get married On the way they got into a car accident and died When they arrive in heaven they see St Peter at the gate They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven St Peter tells them that he ll do his best to work on it for them Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing They bump into St Peter and ask him about the marriage He says I m still working on it Two years pass by and no marriage St Peter again assures them that he s working on it Finally after twenty long years St Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it s time for their wedding The couple marry and live happily for a while But after a few months the couple go and find St Peter and tell him things are not working out and that they want to get a divorce Can you arrange it for us? they ask St Peter replies Are you kidding? It took me twenty years to find a priest up here How am I gonna find you a lawyer?

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