Shayari Bazar

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink A few minutes later he says to no one in particular All lawyers are assholes The fellow next to him lit into him How dare you just stereotypically categorize all lawyers as assholes? How have you missed that it s just not okay to cast aspersions on an entire group of people? You just try saying something like that about any other group of people and you d get slugged And you should If you weren t such a jerk I d pour my drink all over you but you re not worth the cost of my drink The fellow was properly abashed and apologized Look I m really sorry I didn t mean to offend you he says By the way what kind of lawyer are you? Lawyer? I m no lawyer you idiot I m an asshole