A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over He rolled down his window and said to the officer Is there a problem Officer? No problem at all I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award Congratulations what do you think you re going to do with the prize money? He thought for a minute and said Well I guess I ll go get that drivers license The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman Oh don t pay attention to him he s a smartass when he s drunk and stoned The guy from the back seat said I told you guys we wouldn t get far in a stolen car At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said Are we over the border yet?
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