One day a teacher a garbage collector and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven St Peter`s there and when they get to the gate St Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each have to answer one question To the teacher he says What was the name of the ship that crashed into the Iceberg and sunk with all its passengers? The teacher thinks for a sec and then replies That would have been the Titanic right? St Peter lets him through the gate St Peter turns to the Garbage man and figuring that Heaven doesn`t REALLY need all the stink that this guy would bring into heaven decides to make the question a little harder: How many people died on the ship? The garbage man guesses: 1228 That happens to be right; go ahead St Peter turns to the Lawyer: Name them

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