Shayari Bazar

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game The blonde drunk and dozing just wants to take a nap so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun He explains: I ask you a question and if you don`t know the answer you pay me 5 and visa-versa Again she politely declines and tries to get some sleep The lawyer now somewhat agitated says Okay if you don`t know the answer you pay me 5 and if I don`t know the answer I will pay you 50 figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match This catches the blonde`s attention and figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays she agrees to the game The lawyer asks the first question: What`s the distance from the earth to the moon? The blonde doesn`t say a word reaches into her purse pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer Now it`s the blonde`s turn She asks the lawyer: What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four? The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references He taps into the digital cellphone via infra-red wireless connection to his modem port and searches the Net and the Library of Congress Frustrated he sends E-mail to all his co-workers friends clients and suppliers that he knows And then some All to no avail After over an hour he wakes the blonde and hands her 50 The blonde politely takes the 50 and turns away to get back to sleep The lawyer who is more than a little miffed wakes the blonde and asks Well so what IS the answer? Without a word the blonde reaches into her purse hands the lawyer 5 and goes back to sleep