Shayari Bazar

A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom and he called to his wife She rushed in and said What is it honey? He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible Being a religious woman she thought this was a good idea She ran and got it prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages his eyes darting right and left The wife was curious so she asked What are you doing honey? He shouted I`m looking for loopholes