A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by but instead of a jazz band it’s lead by a man walking a lion Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people A bystander asks the man “What’s going on?”“My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral ” is the reply “Could I borrow your lion?” asks the bystander “I’ve got a lawyer I’d like to have eaten ”“Sorry but you’ll have to get at the end of that line ” said the man pointing to the 200 people following the coffin Contributed by:-Mr Singh email address:- funnyjokes rediffmail com
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