Shayari Bazar

A redneck a preacher and a lawyer are traveling in a car when it breaks down in front of a farm They ask the farmer if they could spend the night The farmer said Sure but my guest room only has room for two One of you will have to sleep in the barn The preacher says I don t mind being with God s animals I will sleep in the barn An hour later there s a knock on the guest room door It s the preacher He says I can t stand that noisy chicken Could I switch with one of you? The redneck says There are always loud animals back in Alabama I can take it An hour later there s a knock on the guest room door It s the redneck He says I can t stand that smelly cow Could I switch with one of you? The lawyer says Well I guess that leaves me An hour later there s a knock on the door It s the chicken and the cow