A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife She directs him down the correct aisle A few minutes later he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter She says confused Sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife? The Texan answers You see it`s like this Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper So hell I figure that if I have to roll my own so can she

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