Shayari Bazar

A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee? Husband: No He is Chris Gayle Bret Lee is the bowler Wife: Bret Lee is smart He should be in the movies like his brother Husband: He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee? Husband: No no Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK Look Another wicket in just two minutes Husband: No It is called action replay Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one Husband: It is not India It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter It s a free hit Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying HI to? Husband: He is signalling a Bye Wife: Why is he saying Bye Is the game over? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah That is easy Just 2 runs in 1 ball Frustrated husband turns off the TV Wife turns it on and watches Saraswasti Chandra Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Don t you dare disturb me