A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen Careful he said Put in some more butter Oh my gosh You re cooking too many at once Turn them Turn them now We need more butter Oh my gosh Where are we going to get more butter? They re going to stick Careful I said be careful You never listen to me when you re cooking Turn them Hurry up Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don t forget to salt them You know you always forget to salt them Use the salt Use the salt The wife stared at him What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don t know how to fry a couple of eggs? The husband calmly replied I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I m driving

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