Standing at the edge of the lake a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water Unable to swim the man started to scream for help A trout fisherman ran up The man said My wife is drowning and I can`t swim Please save her I ll give you a hundred dollars The fisherman dove into the water In ten powerful strokes he reached the woman put his arm around her and swam back to shore Depositing her at the feet of the man the fisherman said Okay where`s my hundred? The man said Look when I saw her going down for the third time I thought it was my wife But this is my mother- in-law The fisherman reached into his pocket and said Just my luck How much do I owe you?

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