Shayari Bazar

A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that considering her record he was forced to impose a jail term This time you stole a can of tomatoes There were six tomatoes in the can Do you agree? The woman agreed Then I sentence you to six nights in jail The husband jumped to his feet addressing the judge Your honor may I approach the bench? Well said his honor this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case You may approach the bench The husband wasted no time getting there and leaning forward he said in a low voice She also stole a can of peas