A lady was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner She took out her wallet got out ten dollars and asked If I give you this money will you buy wine with it instead of dinner? No I had to stop drinking years ago the homeless woman told her Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food? the lady asked No I don t waste time shopping the homeless woman said I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food? Are you NUTS replied the homeless woman I haven t had my hair done in 20 years Well I m not going to give you the money Instead I m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight The homeless Woman was shocked Won t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I m dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting The lady said That s okay It s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping hair appointments and wine

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