The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner The old man was rather irritated when he discovered that none of the boys had bothered to bring a gift and after the meal he drew them aside You re all grown men he said and old enough to hear this Your mother and I have never been legally married What? gasped one of the sons Do you mean to say we re all bastards? Yes snapped the old man and cheap ones too

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