A maid asks for a pay rise “Why do you deserve one?” asks the lady of the house “Well there are three reasons ” replies the maid “Firstly I iron better than you ” “Who said that you iron better?” asks the lady of the house “Your husband said so ” replies the maid “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you ” “Nonsense ” says the lady of the house “Who said you are a better cook than me?” “Your husband ” replies the maid “And the third reason is that I am a better lover than you ” “Did my husband say that as well?” asks the lady of the house “No the driver did ” The lady of the house doubled her salary later that day

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