Shayari Bazar

A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice Father-in-law: Young man you re coming to seek my daughter s hand in marriage and you re chewing gum That s a sign of disrespect Man: Sir I only chew gum when I drink or smoke Father-in-law: You mean you drink and smoke and you re here to seek my daughter s hand in marriage? Man: Sir I only drink and smoke when I go to the club Father-in-law: You club too? Man: I m sorry sir I started clubbing when I came out of prison Father-in-law: You ve also been to prison before? Oh my God Man: Sorry sir I went to jail when I killed someone Father-in-law: What You re a killer? Man: Sir I was angry because a certain man didn t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him Father-in-law: Oh Okay You know what? You re highly welcome my son You are on the right track You re absolutely the right Man for my daughter Welcome to the family