Shayari Bazar

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph The husband is behind the wheel His wife looks over at him and says Honey I know we ve been married for 15 years but I want a divorce The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph She then says I don t want you to try to talk me out of it because I ve been having an affair with your best friend and he s a better lover than you Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels She says I want the house Again the husband speeds up and now is doing 70 mph She says I want the kids too The husband just keeps driving faster and faster until he s up to 80 mph She says I want the car the checking account and all the credit cards too The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling as she says Is there anything you want? The husband says No I ve got everything I need right here She asks What s that? The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph I ve got the airbag