Shayari Bazar

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away So he explained his mission to the farmer asking for permission to marry one of them The farmer simply replied They re lookin to get married so you came to the right place Look em over and pick the one you want The man dated the first daughter The next day the farmer asked for the man s opinion Well said the man she s just a weeeeee bit not that you can hardly notice pigeon-toed The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter The next day the farmer again asked how things went Well the man replied she s just a weeeee bit not that you can hardly tell cross-eyed The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better So he did The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming She s perfect just perfect She s the one I want to marry So they were wed right away Months later the baby was born When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest most pathetic human thing you can imagine He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents Well explained the farmer She was just a weeeee bit not that you could hardly tell pregnant when you met he