Shayari Bazar

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones The wife being a romantic at heart decided one day that she d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend She texted: If you are sleeping send me your dreams If you are laughing send me your smile If you are eating send me a bite If you are drinking send me a sip If you are crying send me your tears I love you The husband being a no-nonsense sort of guy texted back: I m on the toilet Please advise