After a busy day commuters settled down on their train trip home when a chap hauled out his mobile and loudly started up: Hi darling it s John I m on the train - yes I know it s 7 00 and not 5 00 but I had a long meeting - no not with that floozie from the typing pool with the boss no darling you re the only one in my life - yes I m sure cross my heart etc etc etc etc etc blah blah blah When this went on more than 15 minutes a young woman sitting opposite him driven beyond endurance yelled at the top of her voice Hey John Turn off that phone and come back to bed

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