Shayari Bazar

After a few days on the new Earth the Lord called to Adam and said It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her Adam answered Yes Lord but what is a `kiss`? The Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush A few minutes later Adam emerged and said Thank you Lord that was enjoyable And the Lord replied Yes Adam I thought you might enjoy that Now I`d like you to caress Eve And Adam said What is a `caress`? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve Quite a few minutes later Adam returned smiling and said Lord that was even better than the kiss And the Lord said You`ve done well Adam And now I want you to make love to Eve And Adam asked What is `make love` Lord? So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush but this time he re-appeared in two seconds And Adam said Lord what is a `headache`?