BEFORE: You take my breath away AFTER: I feel like I m suffocating BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation AFTER: She called me a controlling manipulative egomaniac BEFORE: He makes me feel like a million dollars AFTER: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he s done BEFORE: The Sound of Music AFTER: The Sound of Silence BEFORE: It s like I m in a dream AFTER: It s like he s in a dorm BEFORE: We agree on everything AFTER: Doesn t she have a mind of her own? BEFORE: Charming and Noble AFTER: Chernobyl BEFORE: Ideal AFTER: Idle BEFORE: I love a woman with curves AFTER: I never said you were fat BEFORE: He s completely lost without me AFTER: Why won t he ever ask for directions? BEFORE: Time stood still AFTER: This relationship is going nowhere BEFORE: Blind AFTER: Nearsighted BEFORE: You look so seductive in black AFTER: Your clothes are so depressing BEFORE: I can hardly believe we found each other AFTER: I can t believe I ended up with someone like you

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